Eaten Alive!!!

I hate bugs. So much. Not because they're gross, or that they're scary... No. Because they eat me without my consent, and sometimes even without my knowledge. Then I'm left itchy and feeling dirty. I can't wear long pants (as I'm figuring out right at this moment), I need to take Benedryl, and I'm always uncomfortable.

Some of my friends turned out to be more allergic than me to bugs, so I felt better about my situation. But still. Damn, bugs! Why you gotta be like that?!